Tim Horton

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  Men & Money

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  She should be on a 1000 dollar bill! The 20 just doesn't do her justice. Come on boys get with it. Panther
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  Men & Money

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  Nice title but don't you know that men and money never come together. All women know that. You damn men are always broke and stealing the ladies wallet. I must admit the chick is pretty hot. Nice tata's. I'm a girl saying that so that's a real compliment!!!!!! Panther
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  Were You "Happy To Be Persecuted"?

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  jehovah's witnesses teach that when we face persecution, it's a good thing!

  if we're "persecuted for righteousness sake", we should be "happy".

  i've seen some jws that actually seem to enjoy the thought of persecution, as if they were martyrs for the cause.

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  Scully: Are you one of those mother in laws? Or do you have an outlaw. That's what I call them. The outlaws.Actually mine was great until I left the truth. Now she truly is an outlaw. I definately was never happy to be persecuted. Isn't that why all Jw's are depressed and heavily medicated for one reason or another. Panther
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  Just like during the cold war

  by JH in

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  when president bush told the russians a few years ago that he was building a missile defense system to protect the us against rogue nations having the atomic bomb, the russians felt obliged to make a new missile able to penetrate this missile defense system.

  mr. poutine said yesterday, that russia develepped a missile capable of penetrating any defense system.. http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/a56417-2004nov17?language=printer.

  during the first gulf war in 1991, the patriot missiles were supposed to shoot down any incoming scud missile, and although the us said the missile worked, 10 years later they admitted that not one hit an incoming scud missile.

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  It's all about egos. My bombs bigger and stonger than your bomb. Panther
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  well folks im out

  by koolkeithfl in

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  i just got dfed last night.

  i want to thank you all in advance for helping me through this.

  i wanted to fade but my wife insisted that i wasn't gonna dfed.

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  Tim Horton

  Hi there,
  Enjoy your freedom, it's well deserved. I too am sorry that you had to go through the interview. That's what it feels like. I feel like I'm heading in the direction of being df'd too. I can't fade anymore either. It feels fake to me. You don't have to be fake anymore. You're actually free to be yourself. Embrace it. It's wonderful. Freedom 2004. We congradulate you. Ian's words were great. I totally agree. Panther
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  What Are "Sins" That Are Unique To A Jehovah's Witness???

  by minimus in

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  here's one to start the ball rolling.

  if you are not feeling well, have a headache, a backache, whatever but you would go to work but didn't go to a meeting or in "field service"---then you "sinned" against jehovah.....any others?

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  Hey Garyb,
  Maybe you didn't get invited to Bethel because of the Cowboy hat. They probably had a rule not to wear them. What do you think? lol Panther
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  What Are "Sins" That Are Unique To A Jehovah's Witness???

  by minimus in

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  here's one to start the ball rolling.

  if you are not feeling well, have a headache, a backache, whatever but you would go to work but didn't go to a meeting or in "field service"---then you "sinned" against jehovah.....any others?

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  Having sex in the parking lot at an assembly. Yes this really did happen and no it wasn't me ya jerks. Also two pioneer sisters supporting themselves at night by being prostitutes. Now that is funny. LOL Panther I'm sure picking your nose during the meeting would be bad too. I always felt like doing that. I just fidgeted alot instead... Panther
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  In the toilet

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  just felt that i really needed to share this with you guys; tell me.

  whether or not this is funny.... .

  just a few minutes ago i was taking a bathroom break at my school and.

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  Oh my Gosh, that's so bad, but so freakin hilarious. LOL Panther
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  ONE FLAW IN WOMEN

  by Mystery in

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  one flaw in women

  an angel appeared and said, "why are you spending so much time on this one?

  and the lord answered, "have you seen my spec sheet on her?

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  Tim Horton

  AHHHH that is so sweet! Panther I don't think they were describing a JW woman though.
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  I'm going to try to go... Confucious' Farewell...

  by Confucious in

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  i'm going to try it for the sake of myself.

  from this day onward.

  i'm going to try and stay away from anything jw related.

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  Tim Horton

  Hey bud,
  I'll really miss you too. I have a feeling you'll be back though. We're just all too addicting. Kind of like chocolate of ice cream. You go on a diet but you always cheat. Just remember JW is what we were. Not what we are. What are we now? We're just your good friends with an interesting past and life to share. So don't miss out. Take a little time away and then come back and enjoy your friends again. You have way too much info and experience to teach and share with others. Like me!!!!! Thanks my friend. Love Chrissie (((((HUGS))))))